7 totally witty quotes

Diplomacy: Laying another’s life for one’s country. 

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The duties of our leaders great who occupy the thrones,

Are to address gatherings and lay foundation stones. 

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Minister: A person who causes a mini-stir wherever he goes. 

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Flattery is like cologne water – to be smelled, but not swallowed. 

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Money: The mint makes it first, and it is up to us to make it last. 

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Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables the kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose.